I've clearly got my priorities straight in Dragon Age
Because, instead of worrying if I'll be able to make it out of this battle alive because I have no potions, I wonder how many of my party members I can sleep with, and if I can get any of them into a threesome.
Yep, that's right. I'm only playing this game for the sex.
But seriously though, I kind of love it.
Is there something in your tent that needs assassinating?" Yes Zevran, there is. There is a troll in my vagina. I need you to kill it with your penis.
Yep, that's right. I'm only playing this game for the sex.
But seriously though, I kind of love it.
Is there something in your tent that needs assassinating?" Yes Zevran, there is. There is a troll in my vagina. I need you to kill it with your penis.