the_flowergirl: (Sunset dock)
2014-07-02 12:51 am
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the_flowergirl: (Auron'd hit that!)
2010-10-06 09:08 pm

OK, one more time.

I am never going to delete that save file.

Fucking fade to black scenes. I paid sixty dollars for this game, and I want more than one scene. Maybe I shouldn't have picked Alistair.
the_flowergirl: (Boomerang)
2010-10-04 01:32 am

I've clearly got my priorities straight in Dragon Age

Because, instead of worrying if I'll be able to make it out of this battle alive because I have no potions, I wonder how many of my party members  I can sleep with, and if I can get any of them into a threesome.

Yep, that's right. I'm only playing this game for the sex

But seriously though, I kind of love it.

Is there something in your tent that needs assassinating?" Yes Zevran, there is. There is a troll in my vagina. I need you to kill it with your penis.
the_flowergirl: (Scully=no time for bullshit)
2010-08-24 08:41 pm
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To my grandma,

I love you, but when you say things like this, I judge you. "If a white man and an Asian man are trying out for the Asian role, the white man should get it and just fake the accent."

No, just no. That's racist!